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T-1000 Two-time SMF Champion |
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Triple H One-time Action Star Champion who never jobs, like, ever, won the Action Star title against Chuck Norris on Saturday Evening's Main Event. Now that the SMF Action Star title is in the hands of the WWE Champion, what will this mean for our SMF brethren? |
| SMF TV Champion | SMF Tag Team Champions | ||
Stone Cold One-time TV Champion |
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Original Stable 58 One-time Tag Team Champs Chig Gambino & |
| SMF Hardcore Champion | SMF Original Title Champion | ||
George W. Bush One-time Hardcore Champion |
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Plague One-time Original Title Champion |
| SMF Ass & Tits Champion | ||
Julie the Rampage One-time Ass and Tits Champion |
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She won the SMF BAT title outta nowhere in her debut match! She was signed by Bill Cosby because "wrestling is in her blood and heart and veins". She has been in prowrestling since she was 4. And now she wants to dominate in SMF. |
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Bob Saget One-time SMF Champion & TV Champion Played Danny Tanner in Full House. Known for his raunchy stand-up comedy. Likes to be neat, clean, likes to hug people, but he will also cuss out people. |
Mystery, Inc. Shaggy is another main character from Scooby-Doo, has that 60's style going on too. He is paranoid and obsessed with food due to him always doing wee...err. |
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Seven of Nine One-time Ass and Tits Champion Borg-turned-human. She was once Annika Hansen but then the borg captured her when she was little. She has the power to turn any human into a Borg drone. But she's still sexy as hell. |
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Shindu Basa One-time Hardcore Champion Tall assistant to Bin Laden. He is losing his touch in the ring. |
Willy Wonka He's the candy man and he makes the world taste so good. He has allied himself with the JelloNation. |
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Britney Spears One-time Ass and Tits Champion She is a pop singer who used to be sexy but then she married a loser and had two kids and became a laugh stock. She had a terrible performance at the MTV VMA's and shaved her head bald for no reason. Chris Crocker is obsessed with her. |
Fat Albert Cosby's fat creation and his henchman. |
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Captain Janeway One-time SMF Hardcore Champion The first woman to hold the Hardcore title. Captain of the USS Voyager, Janeway won SMF gold when she teleported to the ring and defeated Lowell. She then warped away in Voyager and left the arena and the solar system with the Title. |
The Green Ranger Who the hell is the green ranger? Will we ever know? He is a Power Ranger who is a great wrestler. Will he ever call on the power of the Dragonzord? |
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John Cena One-time SMF Champion One-time Li'l Bitch Champion. Probably the worst wrestler in the SMF, does four moves, somehow overcomes the odds. Can't rap, act, or wrestle. |
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MacGyver |
Teryo Law Bumpmeister who supposedly died but somehow came back to life. He joined team WWE and is now trying to gain his rep up again in SMF. But he still is an overrated spot monkey just like Jeff hardy. Will he succeed? |
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Randy Orton |
Kaboom |
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Bill Cosby New SMF Commissioner Famous comedian who hates rap music and listens to the jazz and likes the Jello pudding. He was a famous star in the 80's for the Cosby Show. |
The Rock One-time World Champion Two-time SMF Champion One-time Hardcore Champion He wants to get away from wrestling to be associated with Disney and Hannah Montana. But he will still go back to kickin that ass if he has to. |
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Bob Ross |
Ronald McDonald One-time SMF Champion After Ronald McDonald cashed in his MITB, he won the SMF title From Austin and Goldberg. However, Ronald has changed himself to look more evil, and twisted. What is with Ronald's new sick and sadistic look? |
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Sarah Palin She is an idiot. She's the 2008 Rep. Vice Presidential nominee who ruined John McCain's chances of becoming President. Will she succeed in taking the SMF Women's title? Gee whiz, by golickers, donchaknow? |
Undertaker One-time Hardcore Champion Taker is the deadman from WWE, actually he's just a balding 45 year old who should retire soon but shhh.. |
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Al-Qaeda Osama Bin Laden is a one-time SMF Champion. He is the leader of Al-Qaeda and mastermind behind 9/11. Very evil. Has a girlfriend who is a camel whom he likes to have camel sex with.
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Colonel Sanders The former leader of the FFO, wants to take out McDonald's so KFC can dominate the fast food business. Wants people to eat his chicken. |
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| Burger King Leader of the Burger King franchise. Former FFO member. He still hasn't spoken, all smiles. |
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Barack Obama SMF Owner The most electrifying man in politics today, The Barack made his way to become the SMF Owner in a contract clause by Jim Ross. The Barack is on the road to changing SMF, and America. |
Chuck Norris Two-time Action Star Champion Chuck wins with his super roundhouse kicks and awesome fighting skills. |
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3-Minute CRU KKKramer is a racist bastard who wants blacks out of the entertainment industry so the whites can take over. |
The Super Dingos Greg is a one-time SMF Champion and a two-time SMF Tag Team Champion. |
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Clark Kent The guy who will eventually become Superman, but for now lives in Smallville. Has an obsession with Lana Lang and will do anything for her (including leaving a match just to go save her). Is probably the strongest guy on the SMF roster next to Chuck Norris. |
Captain Picard One-time Action Star Champion The Captain of the U.S.S. Enterprise -D. He is a 24th Century Starfleet Captain. Famous for randomly dancing to his name for no reason. |
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Christopher Lowell |
Carl Winslow The father from Family Matters, who hates the discrimination from Kramer. He is a cop and he is fat.. |
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Boom One-time SMF Champion Four-time Hardcore Champion An alien who won the first CAW search, and he won the title by cashing in his Kodak Prize. |
Commentators Bob Ross is Jim Ross’ uncle’s brother’s cousin’s sister’s roommate. Says “suck mah thigh”, “bah gawd”, and “what the hell?!” a lot. JJ is the Speed commentator and leader of the "Give JJ A Chance Foundation." Is a proud graduate from the Eastern Bluegrass Community College of |
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Mr. Wollenburg One-time Original Title Champion, SMF, and Tag Team Champion Wollenburg constantly changes gimmicks due to his amnesia condition. Making him, original, we guess.... |
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