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SMF Champion SMF Action Star Champion

T-1000

Two-time SMF Champion

He was disguised as Chris Lowell and won the KOTB and the SMF Championship before being revealed that he has been sent here to Kill the SMF Roster. Will he succeed?

Triple H

One-time Action Star Champion

who never jobs, like, ever, won the Action Star title against Chuck Norris on Saturday Evening's Main Event. Now that the SMF Action Star title is in the hands of the WWE Champion, what will this mean for our SMF brethren?

SMF TV Champion SMF Tag Team Champions

Stone Cold
Steve Austin

One-time TV Champion

WWE wrestler, formerly known as Austinberg, split from Goldberg and won the title on the September 11th edition of SMF WAR.

Original Stable 58

One-time Tag Team Champs

Chig Gambino &

Flamin Kyle


formed a tag team for both being original, professional, and serious wrestlers. At Bitchamania they will defend their tag team titles in a TLC match. Will they succeed?

SMF Hardcore Champion SMF Original Title Champion

George W. Bush

One-time Hardcore Champion
SMF Champion

He won the Hardcore title from Bob Ross with the help of John McCain. If Bush wins against Obama at Bitchamania, he will become SMF Owner. Will he do it?

Plague

One-time Original Title Champion
He won the 2nd CAW Search against Tyger Jr. at the Royal Fumble. Since then, Plague is original, but not serious at all. He can always be seen with Mark Henry for no apparent reason, plus he has a strange obsession with chocolate, which is kinda creepy, but that's just another day in Plague's world.

SMF Ass & Tits Champion

Julie the Rampage


One-time Ass and Tits Champion

She won the SMF BAT title outta nowhere in her debut match! She was signed by Bill Cosby because "wrestling is in her blood and heart and veins". She has been in prowrestling since she was 4. And now she wants to dominate in SMF.
 
Bob Saget
One-time SMF Champion & TV Champion
Played Danny Tanner in Full House. Known for his raunchy stand-up comedy. Likes to be neat, clean, likes to hug people, but he will also cuss out people.

Mystery, Inc.
One-time Tag Team Champions

Freddy is one of the main characters from Scooby-Doo, considered to be the leader of the group. Always wears an ascot from the 60's style and is obsessed with splitting up and monsters..

Shaggy is another main character from Scooby-Doo, has that 60's style going on too. He is paranoid and obsessed with food due to him always doing wee...err.

Seven of Nine
One-time Ass and Tits Champion
Borg-turned-human. She was once Annika Hansen but then the borg captured her when she was little. She has the power to turn any human into a Borg drone. But she's still sexy as hell.
Shindu Basa
One-time Hardcore Champion
Tall assistant to Bin Laden. He is losing his touch in the ring.
Willy Wonka
He's the candy man and he makes the world taste so good. He has allied himself with the JelloNation.
Britney Spears
One-time Ass and Tits Champion
She is a pop singer who used to be sexy but then she married a loser and had two kids and became a laugh stock. She had a terrible performance at the MTV VMA's and shaved her head bald for no reason. Chris Crocker is obsessed with her.
Fat Albert
Cosby's fat creation and his henchman.
Captain Janeway
One-time SMF Hardcore Champion
The first woman to hold the Hardcore title.
Captain of the USS Voyager, Janeway won SMF gold when she teleported to the ring and defeated Lowell. She then warped away in Voyager and left the arena and the solar system with the Title.
The Green Ranger
Who the hell is the green ranger? Will we ever know? He is a Power Ranger who is a great wrestler. Will he ever call on the power of the Dragonzord?

Jeff
One-time SMF Hardcore Champion
Former Super Dingo

John Cena
One-time SMF Champion
One-time Li'l Bitch Champion.
Probably the worst wrestler in the SMF, does four moves, somehow overcomes the odds. Can't rap, act, or wrestle.

MacGyver
One-time Texas Ranger Champion
He's MacGyver, lol. He can make a bomb outta a paper clip, the color gray, and a tire.

Teryo Law

Bumpmeister who supposedly died but somehow came back to life. He joined team WWE and is now trying to gain his rep up again in SMF. But he still is an overrated spot monkey just like Jeff hardy. Will he succeed?

Randy Orton
Three-time Hardcore Champion
...\__0_/ 'Nuff said.

Kaboom
Boom and Jamie Lynn's son who has been handpicked by Zordon to become the newest ranger, Zer Ranger V Red. Will he succeed in removing the threat that is going to kill SMF, T-1000?

Bill Cosby New SMF Commissioner
Famous comedian who hates rap music and listens to the jazz and likes the Jello pudding. He was a famous star in the 80's for the Cosby Show.
The Rock
One-time World Champion
Two-time SMF Champion
One-time Hardcore Champion
He wants to get away from wrestling to be associated with Disney and Hannah Montana. But he will still go back to kickin that ass if he has to.

Bob Ross
One-time Hardcore Champion
Long time SMF announcer Bob Ross whupped JJ's ass on Saturday Evenings Main Event to capture his first hardcore title win, BAH GAWD!

Ronald McDonald
One-time SMF Champion
After Ronald McDonald cashed in his MITB, he won the SMF title From Austin and Goldberg. However, Ronald has changed himself to look more evil, and twisted. What is with Ronald's new sick and sadistic look?
Sarah Palin
She is an idiot. She's the 2008 Rep. Vice Presidential nominee who ruined John McCain's chances of becoming President. Will she succeed in taking the SMF Women's title? Gee whiz, by golickers, donchaknow?
Undertaker
One-time Hardcore Champion
Taker is the deadman from WWE, actually he's just a balding 45 year old who should retire soon but shhh..

Al-Qaeda

Osama Bin Laden is a one-time SMF Champion. He is the leader of Al-Qaeda and mastermind behind 9/11. Very evil. Has a girlfriend who is a camel whom he likes to have camel sex with.

Ali Baba lost his hands in a Jihad battle, attacks his victims with deadly claws. He is more of the thinker in Al-Qaeda than Shindu Basa.

Colonel Sanders
The former leader of the FFO, wants to take out McDonald's so KFC can dominate the fast food business. Wants people to eat his chicken.
Burger King
Leader of the Burger King franchise. Former FFO member. He still hasn't spoken, all smiles.
Barack Obama
SMF Owner
The most electrifying man in politics today, The Barack made his way to become the SMF Owner in a contract clause by Jim Ross. The Barack is on the road to changing SMF, and America.
Chuck Norris
Two-time Action Star Champion
Chuck wins with his super roundhouse kicks and awesome fighting skills.

3-Minute CRU

KKKramer is a racist bastard who wants blacks out of the entertainment industry so the whites can take over.

Archie Bunkeris a racist biggot from the 1970's sitcom "All in the Family". He is known to be the man who hates on blacks for no reason and stereotypes them. Founder of CRU.

The Super Dingos

Greg is a one-time SMF Champion and a two-time SMF Tag Team Champion.
He is a 19 year old guy who talks with a goofy voice and loves Gundam Wing. He first teamed up with Jeff, now he is partners with Joey. He is a big nerd who needs to get laid, but won’t because he’s a dingo.
Joey is a 22 year old guy who's still a virgin, stalks girls on MySpace, and has no friends and no job (besides SMF). He likes very ugly girls, even though they reject him.

Clark Kent
The guy who will eventually become Superman, but for now lives in Smallville. Has an obsession with Lana Lang and will do anything for her (including leaving a match just to go save her). Is probably the strongest guy on the SMF roster next to Chuck Norris.
Captain Picard
One-time Action Star Champion
The Captain of the U.S.S. Enterprise -D. He is a 24th Century Starfleet Captain. Famous for randomly dancing to his name for no reason.

Christopher Lowell
He is the gayest character in SMF history. Also holds the honor of being in the SMF the longest.

Carl Winslow
The father from Family Matters, who hates the discrimination from Kramer. He is a cop and he is fat..
Boom
One-time SMF Champion
Four-time Hardcore Champion
An alien who won the first CAW search, and he won the title by cashing in his Kodak Prize.

Commentators

Bob Ross is Jim Ross’ uncle’s brother’s cousin’s sister’s roommate. Says “suck mah thigh”, “bah gawd”, and “what the hell?!” a lot.
Also talks about many hot chicks.

JJ is the Speed commentator and leader of the "Give JJ A Chance Foundation." Is a proud graduate from the Eastern Bluegrass Community College of
Wyoming.

Mr. Wollenburg
One-time Original Title Champion, SMF, and Tag Team Champion
Wollenburg constantly changes gimmicks due to his amnesia condition. Making him, original, we guess....
 

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